Setting: I’m working on my latest hat design one night, trying to get all my notes down and actually record the creative process. So, I’m trying the hat on, trying to make sure the shape of the bill is just right and just about ready to make the final snip to tie off. Dear hubby is multitasking – recommending a yellow flower for the side while wailing on the new Fender he just bought. And my dear daughter (11 at the time) is fondling the yarn balls I just snipped free from the hat I’m finishing.
“Oh, I just love this yarn,” my daughter sighs, handling the shimmery lilac one. “That’s mohair,” I say, never missing a moment to teach. All these years she’s always heard me talking about one fiber or another.
But this time, she paused long.
And then my super genius 6th grade but high-school level science whiz tells me, “Ummm Mom, I don’t know what a Mo is……”
So that’s where I stop and nearly choke laughing!
To make matters worse, without skipping a strum, my dear hubby chimes in dryly, “Oh you know honey,” he says to our daughter. “From the Three Stooges. The guy with the hair chopped off in the front. Mo-hair.”
We had a fun thread awhile back at The Crochet Liberation Front group on www.Ravelry.com (a crochet and knit community) about possible Crochet Movie Titles.
These are the ones I came up with – reposted here for your enjoyment! Feel free to participate and add yourself to the fun in the comments!
How to Lose a Hook in 10 Minutes
Last of the Mohair
Hot Yarn and Cold Feet
The Accidental Crocheter
What About Bullion?
Bullion 5 (Babylon 5)
Balls of Furry
Attack of the Zombie Fiber Hookers (John suggested that one!)
101 Things to Do with a Naughty Skein (another John contribution!)
The Cable-Stitch Guy
Cast Away the Sticks!
Chronicles of Intarsia (a technique in crochet)
Cirque du Filet
Clash of the Tritons (a shell stitch)
Code Name: Decrease
Cables Under Fire
The Craft (Hey I like it!)
The Hidden Lives of the CLF
Crazy Shell Dundee
Weaving in Ends
Cross Trebles Make Hidden Dragon
Saving Popcorn Stitch
Star Stitch Troopers
Herringbone and the Half-Close Stitch
The Stitch-hiker’s Guide to the Marquerite (a star stitch)
House of Flying Picots
The Coffee Stain (I know I’m not the only one who has spilled coffee on a project!)
Tapestry C and the Hook of Destiny
That Darn Cat (need I say more?)
Basic Crochet 2: Risk Addiction
The Back Loop Killers
OK I had some fun with this…..!
Filed under crochet, Humor
Hubby and I busted out laughing in the truck earlier this evening. Someone driving in front of us appeared to be lost and stopped dead in the middle of the road, waving everyone to drive on past. As we skirted around them my daughter piped up and said, “Mommy, that car had Louisianna license plates! That’s the 4th car with foreign tags I’ve seen since we left the house…!”
Howling we were, I tell ya. How could we not! (No honey, Texas only seems that big…….. lol!)
That was almost as good as the time, when she was much much smaller, she assured me – “Don’t worry Mommy, I have everything under the Troll.”
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